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Saturday, January 13, 2007
THE MOST SHOCKING BIT OF TV EVER?
I'll start with this 'gem' from CELEB BB. JACK"I'm Jade's boyfriend" TWEED popped his cork (captured on camera) over the aforementioned BB contestant's leg (could be stomach/lady garden). He said "I couldn't help it" and left her to clean it up, sex mad! I was shocked, really flabbergasted at not only that he did it but that they showed it on TV - it debuted on BIGMOUTH and of course ole Russ went to town on that one. To give you the 411 on the events, they were in bed just after CAROLE got evicted (hurrah, the Face stays!), so it was sometime between 10 and 11, they were having a cuddle and it was obvious he was havin' a tug. She was like, don't do that in bed, go to the toilet (as any self-respecting gal would) but he couldn't help it! She was as shocked as I was! Great stuff! Elsewhere on that show KEN walked, mainly due to the awful JACKIEY "I'm Jade's Lesbian Mum" BUDDEN who was thankfully evicted days later.


Wanker (literally), Bitch and Leg-end, yesterday

LEO caused much hilarity with his thumbs up version of 'eff off' (much to the delight of ole Russ on CBBBM) and was generally a bit of an arse (though very entertaining) with his 'the kids love Leo' and 'only Leo Sayer can do that' monologues (mono 'cos nobody would dare enter that minefield) but it all got too much when he couldn't get new pants - he walked. Interestingly he was up for nomination.... Scared? I think so and it was guffaw-tastic when the security guards tried to calm him down, "Don't touch me you bastard!"


Morrissey for Eurovision?


Nothing else on telly and no DOCTOR WHO news either, bah! in music news, MORRISSEY is rumoured to be in talks with the BBC about doing this year's EUROVISION SONG CONTEST , click HERE for that very April Fool story. Nearly forgot, DEAL OR NO DEAL had its first £250,000 winner last Sunday - sadly I missed it due to being in Edinburgh (see below). It was repeated so thankfully I got to see it but I do wish I had seen it live, that girl made some brave choices and it was still gripping even though I knew what was going to happen. Click HERE for that story.



Life-wise, did a gig with THE PORRIDGY at HERIOT-WATT down in the 'Burgh. Good laugh, full of foreigners, click HERE for pictures of the event.


The Porridgy, yesterday.



Why did the algae and and the fungus get married?
They took a lichen to each other.



Schnarf

Til the next time
C
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