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Monday, August 20, 2007
DAVISON Returning To WHO??!!??
In the words of MOE SZYSLAK (pictured below),

"Whaaaaa??!!"

Is PETER DAVISON returning in the next series of DOCTOR WHO? Well, according to SYLVESTER MCCOY (some bloke that played the Seventh Doctor) he is. And how does he know you ask? Well, apparently PETER JACKSON told him! Now if this story seems like a lie here's the facts: McCoy definitely made these remarks at a convention in Australia so either he's lying or it's true. Why would he lie? Probably lots of reasons, he could have been drunk I s'pose. Anyway that's the 411, no confirmation as of yet but even more intriguingly, Sixth Doc COLIN "More Unliked Than McCoy" BAKER, recently visited the set.... Multi-Doctor story anyone? Next year is the 30th Season and also the 45th Anniversary of the show. Dots. Connect. You want more intrigue? The aformentioned PETER "King Kong? More Like Shit Shong!" JACKSON has been rumoured to be involved in a WHO film. Anyway, if the DAVISON story is true then I am most happy. I love Peter's performance in the role and he got a bit short changed in the production department so this would be a nice pay-off for him (and me!).

A new "Tennant" in the TARDIS?

This week's outrageous tabloid WHO story comes from THE NEWS OF THE WORLD with THIS story. Yup, JOAN COLLINS is allegedly joining the cast playing a little known character called THE RANI, another bad Time Lord. Or Time Lady. Bizarrely, if you remember my blogs, another tabloid ran a story about some tart called ZOE LUCKER playing the same character last year. Why that character? She only appeared twice and was far from acceptable. Interestingly, and I use the word advisedly, she was originally played by KATE O'MARA who played JOAN COLLINS sister in DYNASTY. Even more interestingly, KATE was on telly last week saying she would love to return to WHO. I bet she would! Need more scuttle? MARK GATISS said, in THIS interview, that he is possibly writing a story for Series Four. The writers list has already been announced and he ain't on it so this means that either he is a back-up or someone has pulled out. It has happened before when STEPHEN FRY had to pull out (KINGDOM, why??!!!) and they used the, frankly, awful FEAR HER. Moving on, the first pic from TORCHWOOD has been released.

You sexy bitches!

Elsewhere on TV, nothing. Filmwise, watched BRIDGE TO TERABITHIA. Balls, absolute balls. Don't care if it is a 'kids film', that's no excuse. Started to watch LICENSE TO WED but couldn't last an hour of it. Balls, absolute balls. Made my way through the entirety of BIG NOTHING and wish I hadn't bothered. Shame on you PEGG! A comedy is meant to be funny you f**knuckles! Here's a pic from the new BATMAN film, THE DARK KNIGHT.

Balls, absolute balls!

The CDW Of The WEEK AWARD is back when I remembered why I started doing it - people annoying me. This week it goes to DAVINA MCCALL for screwing up the KEN BRUCE show. She has taken over from him while he is on hols and by christ she has effed it up royally. Apart from her amateurish mistakes (talking to people in the studio not realising the effin mic is on over a song) and inexperience (although that's no excuse 'cos she's been doing live telly for years, the cow), her 'patter' is diabolical - truly the work of the devil. "Phone in and let me know how you're feeling" - I mean, WTF? I hope someone has the sense to let her go before someone does something she regrets. I was physically shouting at the radio due to her inane pish. And this is after one day! Gggrrrrrrr!


What do massage therapists eat for dinner?
Spa-ghetti.



Schnarf

'Til the next time
C
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