The Sun's 'hilarious' take on the recent casting.
Rumour-wise, the PETER "Not Just Known For Being In Doctor Who, You Know" DAVISON
story has reared its head again with THIS
amusing piece in THE SUN
. The conclusion to last week's (or today's depending on which channel you watched it on) SARAH JANE ADVENTURES
was not as good as the excellent first part but was still very good. I still flippin'
love her and LIS SLADEN
is effervescent as ever. Long may it continue.
Lovely Lis with her sonic lipstick - no, really.
Elsewhere on TV, LOUIS THEROUX
was back but, yet again
, his antics fell well short of his former glories. His documentary concerned cosmetic surgery and contained nothing new on the subject with only his own surgery being filmed, whilst he was talking to the camera, being the highlight. Poor work.
Poor by his standards and by others. It was also obvious that he had no love for the topic and was clearly uninterested. HAVE I GOT NEWS FOR YOU?
was also back with the rather excellent KIRSTY YOUNG
in the hotseat. Highlight of the show came in a clip that showed ARNIE
whispering "He's fumbling all over the place"
whilst BORIS JOHNSON
bumbled his way through a speech. When you get criticised by that numb-nut
kisser, then something is wrong. Still, I do love big BORIS
though. I'm trying to get the word "knockers" (a synonym for 'breasts' - in case you were wondering)
into the general vernacular and was somewhat perturbed to hear ROSS NOBLE
use the phrase on that show. I got there first you B
! And I have witnesses! Tell you who's got nice knockers, NIGELLA LAWSON
I have been, incredibly you are no doubt
imagining, watching her show NIGELLA'S EXPRESS
. Normally, I'm not the one watching it but I have it on when I'm writing the 'ole blog or doing reading for the next day (Tuesday is a big day at Uni - 9 'til 4!)
. Recently, however
, I have stopped all activities just to watch her wonky-eyed
goodness. She is incredbly seductive, especially as I have no clue what the flip she is going on about. Did she really demonstrate how to make a packed lunch?
Possibly. But my arousal got in the way. My fave word she says is "doddle". Hhhmm, yum. DRAGON'S DEN
is back! Sadly, tiny Aussie RICHARD FARLEIGH
is no longer there which is a pity 'cos I liked that little guy. No great shocks in the first episode although PETER "How Tall Am I?" JONES
did say, "I'm seriously good looking and I'm wealthy"
He's got his knockers too.
Download-wise, THE OFFICE
made me gargle with joy. It's just sooo
good this year with ANGELA getting a lot of great lines and action alongside PAM and JIM who are also getting some very neat and clever stuff considering what's happened between them. Season 2 of HEROES
rumbles on and I will avoid any plot points as I am aware the first season ain't finished on BBC2
yet. I cannot begin to convey to you, dear reader
, how effin'
offensive the last episode I watched was. The dialogue has got noticably worse (a beef I had with the first season)
and incredibly mundane. If you are Irish I would suggest you do not watch some of these episodes, as there are some disgusting Hollywood style gaffs and homogeneous presumptions going on. Biggest larf came in the form of a tattoo that was some guy's family 'crest' - it looked like the design of an arsingly cheap trinket from Ortak. And the accents? Christ. Still, SYLAR
is gonna be SPOCK
alongside SIMON PEGG
in the new STAR TREK
film, see HERE
He used to lurve STAR WARS, you know.
In other film news, you can see an interesting interview with STEVEN SPIELBERG
, mainly regarding the next INDIANA JONES
film (some info on TIN TIN though)
. Radio-wise, NOEL FIELDING
joined RUSSELL BRAND
on his show and it was a flippin'
great combo. Catch out the free
podcast on iTunes. And so to this week's CDW
. A tough one. Here's pic of SPEARS
to get you going.
Her new song is called 'Gimme More' - how apt.
But it ain't her this week, check out AMY WINELIST
. I would say poor cow but that would suggest that her unfortunate lifestyle was not her fault. It is.
Pay attention to the eyes. Hey, I'm not judging (expect I am).
What do you call a clairvoyant midget who escaped from prison?
A small medium at large.Schnarf!
'Til the next time,C.