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Monday, December 24, 2007
'Twas The Blog Before Christmas...
I have managed to avoid all the reviews of tomorrow's DOCTOR WHO Christmas Special, VOYAGE OF THE DAMNED so I am particularly happy that I ain't 'spoiled'. The BEEB have been showing more trailers which you can catch on the official site. In 'non-actual' news it seems MADONNA was up for a part in WHO - go HERE and see how many inaccuracies you can spot...

Wow, THE SUN do it again. High-larious!

In 'actual' news PETEY D's daughter has been cast for a significant role in SERIES 4, see HERE. DAVEY T appeared on TOP GEAR last night and was jolly fun but gave nothing away, there wasn't even a clip! Instead we had to put up with yet another airing of the "Billie Calls Him David Ten-Inch" anecdote. Yawn! Another repeat of him getting his name from NEIL "How Come I Was Singing About 'West End Girls' When I Like Guys?" TENNANT. Sheesh! The recycling of how he never appeared in TAGGART. Christ, tedious. CLARKSON should really do some research before his 'interviews'. For those reading this internationally, and there are a few, I'm gonna try and be all digital and capture the SERIES 4 preview which will take place at the end of tomorrow night's WHO. Apparently, when they repeat the special on NEW YEAR'S DAY, the preview is gonna be longer!

I thought TOP GEAR was about really good drugs....

Elsewhere, in the world of TV, the Christmas Specials have begun. Last night saw the return of STILL GAME and, after the slightly disappointing recent series (although still hilarious), it was a solid episode. Surprisingly strong on narrative with a neat SEINFELDesque meeting of stories. Not a lot of LOLs, but a very satisfying experience. In my review of the special of EXTRAS I neglected to mention one point that really bothered me. DR WHO was referred to as "camp and frothy nonsense". Maybe in the Eighties (well definitely), but not now you numbnuts! The whole 'gag' is that proper actors wouldn't appear in the show. Hhmm, DEREK "I'm A 'Sir' Don'tcha Know" JACOBI; JOHN SIMM - amusingly referenced in THE MIGHTY BOOSH last week, "Who the f**k is John Simm"; and ANNE REID all starred in it this year alone. Do some research! Check out the horrible depiction of a WHO 'monster' below.

The real monster here is GERVAIS...

RUSSELL "I Love Morrissey" BRAND, having recently just met the Queen, is now to star in the next MORRISSEY vid for his incredibly dull song, "That's How People Grow Up". A very ironic title considering neither have (not necessarily a bad thing)... Go HERE for the 411 on that.

Is JAMES BLUNT eyeing up another target/victim?

Still stuck for a Christmas pressie? Like food but feel the need to combine it with a sci-fi robot? Look below, this is actually real....


And, in case you didn't realise, it's an R2-D2 Soy Sauce 'bottle'. This is how it 'works'....


And so to this week's CDW OF THE WEEK AWARD, and there's a few contenders - stand up SPEARS (again??!!).


And now, you... the robot, KIDMAN!


RIHANNA: (1) WTF are you wearing? and (2) WTF are you doing? Takin' a dump?


TARA REID and NICOLE RICHIE. Words fail me...


SHARON STONE - you are gross!


Preggers and Sluts TATU?


Preggers and smokin' (not in a good way), LILY ALLEN?


Nope, I hand it to GRADE A F**K-KNUCKLES, BRAD PITT and ANGELINA JOLIE. What's wrong with this picture?



Yup, not only are they not wearing helmets, they also have their 'prized possession' (literally a possession) in a contraption that they wouldn't put a plasma screen in. A-holes!


'Til the next time,
C.


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