The same cannot be said, however, for TORCHWOOD
. The premise of this one was promising with a 'time-shift'
being at the centre of the plot. I always find 'timey'
stuff interesting, even when it's used in STAR TREK
, but the resolution in this particular story was so indecipherable that it felt like someone mumbled and then that was it. It had some real good stuff in it, especially the glimpse (although predictable)
of an early Torchwood team, but the ending was poor. I mean, what the eff
happened? How did it all get fixed, exactly
? In DOCTOR WHO related
news, there's a trailer for SERIES FOUR
showing at the cinema. Haven't seen it yet but I am trouser-tightenigly
excited by the prospect of seeing it.
I like the way she's pointing at her KNOCKERS!BUZZCOCKS
and I squawked when BILL "Stood Beside Him Once, He Had A Parrot On His Shoulder" BAILEY
and PHIL "Wore A They Might Be Giants T-Shirt Once, So He Can't Be All Bad" JUPITUS
came up with the musical charities: first there was BANJOS FOR PAEDOS
; then there was BONGOS FOR PSYCHOS
and finally, AMPS FOR TRAMPS
. Guest CHRIS "The I.T. Crowd" O'DOWD
was on top
form and JAMES "Adverts For Cash, Nothing Wrong With That" NESBITT
proved he can take a joke (the same one that is, repeated constantly)
as could ANDY "I Had No Idea Who He Was" SCOTT~LEE
. Poor bastid! IDOL
provided some larfs
hiccupping most amusingly
retorting, "You disgusting little pig."
He followed that up with "Very slutty"
referring to her short dress. Nice!
Shockingly, THEY MIGHT BE GIANTS
had their song "No!"
featured in a montage. I nearly fell out of my chair. I haven't seen WINELIST
pictured in a shop for a while but, to make up for it, fellow CDW KATE MOSS
As if not to be outdone, BRITNEY "She Did A Song Called CRAZY Once" SPEARS
pitched in just before she was humped
off to a home for mentalists, here she is with some
kind of drink....
Look at that, she's giving us the finger and the Vs!
Due to being hospitalised and placed on a drip, the aforementioned WINELIST
hasn't had much coverage. But, here at SISTW
, our files are bulging with archive material. Check it:
Awww, she's so cute with flesh on her.
The rumours have been flying but it seems that GUILLERMO "Del" TORO
is directing both films that will form THE HOBBIT
- click HERE
for the 411 on that exciting story. Elsewhere it seems that TOY STORY
and its sequel are to get the 3~D
treatment and will hit the screens in a lead up to TOY STORY 3
. Those films are perfect
for that form and I look forward to them greatly - check the story HERE
. More BATMAN
The Dark Brick?Only joking
, that's from the upcoming LEGO
game, here's the real deal though; CHRISTIAN "Ooo, You Big Sauce~Pot" BALE
in all his manly BAT
Keen to get in on the new-pic action, here's WILL "When's 'II, ROBOT' Getting Released?" SMITH
from his next, and unfortunately
titled, film, HANCOCK
. Prick gag anyone?
I hope he does a song like WILD WILD WEST
for it. Especially if it samples the HANCOCK'S HALF HOUR
theme tune. There's not enough tank-tops in films these days so, thankfully, WILL "And My Next Decent Film Is When?" FERRELL
and JOHN "C" REILLY
are making up for that.
That's from their new film, STEP BROTHERS
and I hope FERRELL starts getting funny again. He was once
you know. And I hope John stops associating with him 'cos
he's the one with actual talent. Interestingly, and I use the word in an apocryphal
sense, I was in a bar in NYC
and he walked by. True story
, and I use the word quite correctly, I saw his sometime
co~star PHILLIP "Seymour" HOFFMAN
across the street the next day (I wasn't in the bar that time, I hasten to add)
. His new flick, DOUBT
, has the delight that is AMY "Enchanted? Damn Right I Was. Now Give Us A Cuddle!" ADAMS
in it also.
Nice everything! Swoon, smooch~smooch.
Now, lets move on to the distressing subject of slut~bags
. Remember the heyday of CELEB BB
? Remember PRESTON
? Well, keep
She'll catch her death in that outfit, silly bee~atch.
There should probably be a show called CELEBRITY SLUT~BAGS
, could be good. Oh, there already is?
Ah yes, THE GIRLS OF THE PLAYBOY MANSION
. Well, this following specimen would not
make it through the door of HUGH
Is she lactating?
Now, I wouldn't really call the following an S~B
but this picture did make me laugh. I know she's pregnant but come on
, you're bloody famous woman - get a stylist!
She probably is, dirty cow!
There's been a lot of rumours doing the circuit about this STAR WARS musical
. While the cast is not 100%
confirmed, it seems that these
actresses have landed the plum roles of LEIA
and, golden-rod himself, C~3P0
Spot the robot.'Til the next time,C.