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Wednesday, February 20, 2008
Natalie Portman Vs Lindsay Lohan
On the one hand you've got NATALIE "Goddess" PORTMAN and on the other there's LINDSAY "Wait 'Til You See What's Comin' Up" LOHAN. But which one is better? There's only one way to find out...

ROUND ONE

Here's NP, regal and charming. Awww!

And here's LI-LO, a total CDW!



ROUND TWO

NP again, beautiful, alluring...

And here's LINZ, slutting it up. The filthy cow!



ROUND THREE
NATTY with good buddy (and a bit of an S~Bag) SCARLETT

And here's LL alone with her shallow talentless self.


ROUND FOUR
The NAT~STER taking advice from good 'ole CHARLIE.

And here's LOHAN, taking advice from a bottle of WKD.


ROUND FIVE
The PORT~STER alone, shimmering, dazzling, et al.

And she's alone with regret, used Jerry~Bags and gonorrhea



'Til the next time,
C.

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posted by Cameron McEwan at 7:25 pm -
2 Comments:
  • At 12:38 am, Blogger Lou said…

    I saw Natalie Portman in My Blueberry Nights and thought she was very good. Small part in terms of screen time but her portrayal as the *hard-nosed*, poker chick was very enjoyable. Her short hair was cool too ;)

     
  • At 11:35 am, Blogger Cameron McEwan said…

    I ain't seen it. It's got SNO-RAH JON ES in it which I find odd.

    I'll maybe download it.

     
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