On the one hand you've got NATALIE "Goddess" PORTMAN and on the other there's LINDSAY "Wait 'Til You See What's Comin' Up" LOHAN. But which one is better? There's only one way to find out...
Here's NP, regal and charming. Awww!
And here's LI-LO, a total CDW!
NP again, beautiful, alluring...
And here's LINZ, slutting it up. The filthy cow!
NATTY with good buddy (and a bit of an S~Bag) SCARLETT
And here's LL alone with her shallow talentless self.
The NAT~STER taking advice from good 'ole CHARLIE.
And here's LOHAN, taking advice from a bottle of WKD.
The PORT~STER alone, shimmering, dazzling, et al.
And she's alone with regret, used Jerry~Bags and gonorrhea
'Til the next time,
Labels: Camilla Parker Bowles, Film Premiere, Lindsay Lohan, Marilyn Monroe, Natalie Portman, New York, Prince Charles, Scarlett Johansson, The Other Boleyn Girl