No, this isn't E!
but another in my occasional series of 'Celebs' - some of them are actual
A-listers - looking less
than their best; either due to poor lifestyle choices or
poor stylists. First up, poor NATALIE "Mrs Skywalker" PORTMAN
on last week's LETTERMAN
According to her new film, she rides with her thighs. QFT
A rare mis~hit
from the youngster, way
too much flesh; you're not SCARLETT
! Also, the interview was incredibly dull. Speaking
of being dull and too much flesh, here's PARIS "Honorary CDW" HILTON
Nothing I write will match the ridiculousness of this CDW
Now, to even it up, here's a guy! Look familiar?
Do you remember the Eighties? Films?
No, still not got it? Well, he is.....
The jacket says "80s", but the face says: "I'm old".
... ALEX "Only 42, Must Have Been A Tough Paper~Round" WINTER
. And I thought he was the talented one in BILL & TED
s. Oh well. Let's get back to screaming S~Bags
. And they don't come bigger or
sluttier than RIHANNA
. What a CDW
Looks like she's wearing an umbrella.
Still, people seem to like her. Daft cow.
Speaking of daft cows, let's move away from actual
famous persons to washed~up f*cknuckles
; it's NATALIE "She's Done The Fastest Selling Weight-Loss DVD, Apparently" CASSIDY
It's like when a 5~year old puts on her mother's clothes & make~up.
Back to the guys and fame, it's ALEC "Knots Landing" BALDWIN
the look he is brandishing on his face, look at those sweatpants!
have been a Sunday.
Always be closing, except when you've just hauled your ass out of bed.
Not exactly looking bad, but wearing an odd expression, it's REESE "Wonder If Anyone Makes A 'Gag' About Her Pieces" WITHERSPOON
. Again, this one's from LETTERMAN
. What's ole DAVE
doing to make his guests looks so flippin'
Cruel Intentions 3 you say...
And finally, it's the morning after the night before and looking better than she did on said night, it's TILDA "Bet She's Wild Dans Le Sack" SWINTON
. I quite like the combo she is going for here - PJs and flowers. Hey
, that could be a new detective show. Officer PJ & Detective Flowers
- when they got together it was moydah!
I hope she's texting a new stylist.'Til the next time,C.
Labels: Alec Baldwin, Alex Winter, Looking Good, Natalie Cassidy, Natalie Portman, Paris Hilton, Pictures of, Reese Witherspoon, Rihanna, Tilda Swinton