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Sunday, March 02, 2008
Celebs Do The Funniest Things [Part 1]
No, this isn't E! but another in my occasional series of 'Celebs' - some of them are actual A-listers - looking less than their best; either due to poor lifestyle choices or poor stylists. First up, poor NATALIE "Mrs Skywalker" PORTMAN on last week's LETTERMAN.

According to her new film, she rides with her thighs. QFT

A rare mis~hit from the youngster, way too much flesh; you're not SCARLETT! Also, the interview was incredibly dull. Speaking of being dull and too much flesh, here's PARIS "Honorary CDW" HILTON:

Nothing I write will match the ridiculousness of this CDW

Now, to even it up, here's a guy! Look familiar? Do you remember the Eighties? Films? No, still not got it? Well, he is.....

The jacket says "80s", but the face says: "I'm old".

... ALEX "Only 42, Must Have Been A Tough Paper~Round" WINTER. And I thought he was the talented one in BILL & TEDs. Oh well. Let's get back to screaming S~Bags. And they don't come bigger or sluttier than RIHANNA. What a CDW!

Looks like she's wearing an umbrella.

Still, people seem to like her. Daft cow. Speaking of daft cows, let's move away from actual famous persons to washed~up f*cknuckles; it's NATALIE "She's Done The Fastest Selling Weight-Loss DVD, Apparently" CASSIDY!

It's like when a 5~year old puts on her mother's clothes & make~up.

Back to the guys and fame, it's ALEC "Knots Landing" BALDWIN. Ignoring the look he is brandishing on his face, look at those sweatpants! And that jacket! Must have been a Sunday.

Always be closing, except when you've just hauled your ass out of bed.

Not exactly looking bad, but wearing an odd expression, it's REESE "Wonder If Anyone Makes A 'Gag' About Her Pieces" WITHERSPOON. Again, this one's from LETTERMAN. What's ole DAVE doing to make his guests looks so flippin' unusual?

Cruel Intentions 3 you say...

And finally, it's the morning after the night before and looking better than she did on said night, it's TILDA "Bet She's Wild Dans Le Sack" SWINTON. I quite like the combo she is going for here - PJs and flowers. Hey, that could be a new detective show. Officer PJ & Detective Flowers - when they got together it was moydah!

I hope she's texting a new stylist.


'Til the next time,
C.


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posted by Cameron McEwan at 1:48 pm -
2 Comments:
  • At 9:33 pm, Blogger Richard said…

    Baldwin may look odd, but he is very funny in 30 rock. Which I avoided for ages as I thought it had Chris Rock in it. How very very wrong I was.

     
  • At 9:36 pm, Blogger Cameron McEwan said…

    I would have called that a 'senior' moment if you weren't so young.

    Not a hug, or even 'huge', fan of 30 ROCK.

    Liked the one recently with JERRY SEINFELD in it (for obvious reasons). Though I only larfed at his bits.

     
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