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Monday, March 03, 2008
Celebs Do The Funniest Things [Part 2]
Same as last post except this is more of, ie. Part 2. And we start with a very popular pose in the past few months: Stars & Their Shopping. Check out KIKI and WINELIST:

Nice boots.

Is it just me, or is that a lot of kitchen~roll?

And now, to even it up, it's man~time; and they don't come much more manlier than the best damn JEEVES around, STEPHEN "Just Started Doing Podcasts" FRY. His arm seems to have healed nicely. Pity about his face!

That reminds me, must get that HOUSE DVD boxset...

YODA has been out and about recently wearing a wig and helping Third~World children in a very real and meaningful way. Check out his earrings!

Slimey? Mudhole? My face this is.

Obviously that ain't the Jedi master but in fact some bee~atch that sings songs, sometimes good ones. Yup, it's the portrait of MADONNA that's hanging somewhere in her attic. Speaking of past~it "hoors", here's BRIT. As always, classy.

You better go back home dear, you didn't finish getting dressed.

Does she have something against covering her scabby body up? I mean, seriously. Who wants to go in there? Back to the chaps with BRAD "Father of: Shiloh Nouvel; Zahara Marley; Pax Thien; and Maddox Chivan Jolie-Pitt" PITT trying to regain his youth. Hitler youth that is.

Doesn't matter what I put here, everybody lurves him. Bastid!

If ever you were wondering if KATE "Got A Higher Sperm~Count Than I Do" MOSS was a bit of a slut, or CDW, I think this settles it. In the world of nature they would refer to this as 'presenting'. Filthy cow!

'Star' & Stripes

Interesting shoes though. GWEN "Whatever Happened To No Doubt?" STEFANI dressed up as a cat? Licking milk from a bowl? Like a great big S~Bag? You got it:

I'm sure there's a tit~milk gag to be made somehow.

GEORGE "Timothy" CLOONEY on a bike? Legs akimbo? Bizarre expression? Big boots? Still looking good? You got it:

Looks like he's getting ready for Moss [SEE ABOVE]

And, finally, who looks worse? KATHLEEN "Desperate For Sex" TURNER or AMY "Desperate For Attention" WINEHOUSE? Cheek them out, oops, I meant "check" them out. Poor Amy, apparently she's "ill". Titter.

I know we all get old but really...

They tried to make me eat a Khe~bab but I said "No, No, No"


'Til the next time,
C.



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posted by Cameron McEwan at 1:38 pm -
2 Comments:
  • At 3:42 pm, Blogger Lou said…

    OMG - if I'd got a portrait like that done, I'd hope I was at least 80 years old! Maybe that's what she looks like when she's sans make up........

     
  • At 7:44 pm, Blogger Cameron McEwan said…

    Ackcheloi, it's not really a portrait.

    That was just my oblique (slash pretentious) reference to Oscar Wilde's The Picture Of Dorian Gray.

     
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