Same as last post except this is more of, ie. Part 2
. And we start with a very
popular pose in the past few months: Stars & Their Shopping
. Check out KIKI
Nice boots. Is it just me, or is that a lot of kitchen~roll?
And now, to even it up
, it's man~time; and they don't come much more manlier than the best damn JEEVES
around, STEPHEN "Just Started Doing Podcasts" FRY
. His arm seems to have healed nicely. Pity about his face!
That reminds me, must get that HOUSE DVD boxset...YODA
has been out and about recently wearing a wig and helping Third~World
children in a very real and
meaningful way. Check out his earrings!
Slimey? Mudhole? My face this is.
that ain't the Jedi
master but in fact some bee~atch
that sings songs, sometimes good ones. Yup, it's the portrait of MADONNA
that's hanging somewhere in her attic. Speaking of past~it
"hoors", here's BRIT
. As always, classy
You better go back home dear, you didn't finish getting dressed.
Does she have something against covering her scabby body up? I mean, seriously
. Who wants to go in there
? Back to the chaps with BRAD "Father of: Shiloh Nouvel; Zahara Marley; Pax Thien; and Maddox Chivan Jolie-Pitt" PITT
trying to regain his youth. Hitler
youth that is.
Doesn't matter what I put here, everybody lurves him. Bastid!
If ever you were wondering if KATE "Got A Higher Sperm~Count Than I Do" MOSS
was a bit
of a slut, or CDW
, I think this settles it. In the world of nature they would refer to this as 'presenting'. Filthy cow!
'Star' & StripesInteresting
shoes though. GWEN "Whatever Happened To No Doubt?" STEFANI
dressed up as a cat? Licking milk from a bowl? Like a great big S~Bag
? You got it:
I'm sure there's a tit~milk gag to be made somehow.GEORGE "Timothy" CLOONEY
on a bike? Legs akimbo? Bizarre expression? Big boots? Still looking good? You got it:
Looks like he's getting ready for Moss [SEE ABOVE]
And, finally, who
looks worse? KATHLEEN "Desperate For Sex" TURNER
or AMY "Desperate For Attention" WINEHOUSE
? Cheek them out, oops, I meant "check" them out. Poor Amy, apparently she's "ill". Titter.
I know we all get old but really... They tried to make me eat a Khe~bab but I said "No, No, No"
'Til the next time,C.
Labels: Amy Winehouse, Brad Pitt, Britney Spears, George Clooney, Gwen Stefani, Kate Moss, Kathleen Turner, Kirsten Dunst, Madonna, Stephen Fry, Swollen Cheek