More on the contentious
remake of one of the UK's most beloved shows (ever)
but first, some WHO
The trailer for SERIES 4
will hit our screens (in the UK)
this Saturday at 7pm(ish)
and it looks like it'll be the recent cinema trailer. This would rather strongly
hint that DOCTOR WHO
will be back on APRIL 5. CATHY T
and DAVEY T
are doing JONATHAN ROSS
on the 4th and TORCHWOOD
ends on that night too. Exciting times!
In other news, THE SUN
picked up on last week's filming; see the story HERE
but be warned it features SPOILERY
material. According to RTD
, there's no 'arc word' for this year (like 'Bad Wolf', 'Torchwood' or 'Saxon')
but rather something from each episode will be taken into the finale.
The 'Zaphod Beeblebrox' look is back!
Speaking of TORCHWOOD
, this week's (shown last week on BBC3)
started off very well with a great performance from JULIAN "Surname: Ross - First Name: Dave" BLEACH
but the second half was a mess
with a risible
solution to the problem. It looked great though. LOST
was good and, as I predicted
, Ben's man on the boat was indeed Michael. 10 points to me!
The quality has slightly dipped in the past couple but the ongoing questions are still being asked, which is nice.
Idol should feature less robots (oh, the satire).AMERICAN IDOL
got the rights to songs by THE BEATLES
. That sentence should not exist, but it does. Now we know why JACKO
didn't have to sell NEVERLAND
. Anyway, preparing for the worst (I am a huge Beatles fan)
I watched and was slightly impressed by the song choice featuring: a B-Side, She's A Woman
; album tracks, You Can't Do That
, If I Fell
; as well as the 'classics', Let It Be, I Saw Her Standing There
. Good they choose not
to oversaturate the singles but bad they choose The Beatles
, someone should have pointed out that these songs already have
melodies and the contestants don't need to make up their own, a~holes
! One of the little C
s even managed to forget the effin'
words! Not once, but four
times! It was only We Can Work It Out
, not exactly 'wordy'. Some other f~bag
also managed, in Eleanor Rigby
, to sing "wearing
" rather than "darning his socks in the middle of the night
Wearing your socks in the middle of the night, far out man!
Interestingly, and I use the word verbosely, whenever I hear (or in this case, see)
the words "in the middle of the night
" I feel compelled to sing that flippin' BILLY "Named His Son 'Noel'" JOEL
song. I see you're doing it too. My gift to you.
Art from the upcoming Miyazaki flick, "Ponyo On The Cliff".
In the results show (yes, I watched that too)
the idiots did a Beatles medley which did actually make me tear off a toe~nail and scrape my eyes out while licking the inside of my toaster. Atrocious.
Nearly as bad was JIM "Is The New Danny Wallace" CARREY
out appearance (not for FOX though)
promoting his new film HORTON HEARS A WHO
. It made me squirm ladies in Germany. What I will say, though, is that PAULA
is really sticking to pumping
up the English language; yet again she managed to pronounce the word 'niche
' as 'nitch'
. Nice work you illiterate
cow! The bad news? RYAN
promised us more tracks from the Fab Four next week. Gah!
Nice bag, lady.
If the headline got you wondering, "What does Cam mean?"
then good, it did its job. Check HERE
to see JESSICA "Always Stevenson To Me" HYNES
' reaction to the news (as reported here ages ago)
is being re~done
in the US. It's a good read but incredibly
saddening. She concludes, "So don't watch it, don't think about it. Save your soul!" SIMON "Toby Young" PEGG
recently commented too, you can see his remarks HERE
. I, for one, will bide my time before saying how awful it it. I mean,
before I decide if it's any good or not...
They did this, it's intentional. Not ironic.Yup, that is MICHAEL "Office Space" BOLTON with his very own desperate housewife, NICOLETTE "Thought It Was A Good Idead To Get With Michael Bolton" SHERIDAN. I mean, seriously, WTFAYD? Movie-news,
and there's a new MUPPET
movie coming our way! It's almost 30 years since THE MUPPET MOVIE
; ah, happy times
. Check it out HERE
. New pic from INDIANA JONES AND THE KINGDOM OF THE CRYSTAL SKULL
- view it!
Is it wrong to be aroused at this?
Another version of OSCAR WILDE
's "The Picture Of Dorian Gray
"? You got it, get the 411 THERE
. The first
film version starring ANGELA "Jessica Fletcher" LANSBURY
, was good despite the changes (she was a singer in the film, an actress in the book)
and additions (that bloody cat!)
New 'one-sheet' for the second ICE AGE
they bothering? Oh yeah, money
. It's a pity 'cos I really like the first one but the second one was a merchandising mess of a flick but, despite my protestations, it was bloody successful. Still
, the new one's got dinosaurs in it! Speaking of looking sh*t
, here's the cover of the new 'album' from MADONNA
; it's called HARD CANDY
and it's like the Eighties
never left us...
Sh*t Candy, more like'Til the next time,C.