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Thursday, March 20, 2008
LILY or AMY - Which One Looks Worst?
That's ALLEN or WINEHOUSE just in case you were wondering. First up, it's AMY living up here to her moniker...

Take two 'red~tops' into the shower?

I dunno what disturbs me more; the facial issues or the fact that she's, yet again, got a copy of the MIRROR and THE SUN in her hand. Next up it's LILY, and there's a few questions I'd like to ask her...

The rehearsals for 'Allo 'Allo continue...

For example: (1) WTF are you wearing?; (2) What the eff is going on with your hair? (3) I mean seriously, eewwww! (Ok, that wasn't a question); and (4) Black fingernails? C'mon it's 2008 g~friend! I'd also love to know why she thinks it's a good idea to have her flippin' gob open so wide. Is she advertising her CDW~ness? I wonder if WINELIST saw her, it certainly would explain her expression in the following pic...

Amy does her best MUCCA impression.

Now, am I the only person thinking that she's not really using her phone? She needs to attend such classes as: "How To Hold Your Phone Convincingly" and "Where To Put Your Phone If You Want To Hear The Other Person". Not to mention the "Don't Carry Your Tampon About With You In Public" class. Back to Alfie's sis...

Does 'chokers.com' exist?

Now that's how you hold a phone. It's even in the right place though she seems to have a photographer attached to her other hand (but still with those nails, gah!) Without wanting to sound rude (hem-hem) she looks like one of those gals who's just been paid money to perform sex acts on number of men in extreme ways - note the hair, the greasy face and the faded mascara (either than or she's been coke~d out her nut all night). Interestingly, someone once did a search for "stoat gagging sluts" (sorry, I'm afraid I don't know what that is, and I'm too scared to look) and was directed to this blog. Wonder if it'll happen again...

That's not even a real chord she's playing!

Nice B/W saucy pic. In fairness to the Queen of poor choices, this is part of a campaign for Breast Cancer Awareness, so top marks to her. At least she's trying to be a good person. Keep it up.

Note to self: Don't wear table~cloth again.

Numerous thoughts here (such as 'why?'): make~up (or lack of); hair (some people wash theirs occasionally Lily); nails (again), that horrendous looking bag (are you 'manning~up' for a role?); the packet of fags (they're not a fashion accessory bee~atch); and that outfit! Doesn't she have a fashion line in TOPSHOP or sumfink like that? Apart from the fact it looks disgusting, it also makes her look like, for want of a better phrase, MISS PIGGY (except I used to fancy Piggy when I was wee. Dammit, I still do!) Well at least she's got her presenting career to save her...

WINELIST goes blonde again...


'Til the next time,
C.


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posted by Cameron McEwan at 9:38 am -
2 Comments:
  • At 1:34 pm, Blogger Richard Starkings said…

    You get REALLY mean just before a new season of DOCTOR WHO starts, don't you, Cam?

    I wouldn't want to be Amy next year!*

    Rich!

    *Or ANY year, no.

     
  • At 1:43 pm, Blogger Cameron McEwan said…

    Ha ha!

    They keep pitchin', I keep swingin'.

    I'm happier now 'cos they've just announced that April 5 will see the return of DOCTOR WHO.

    Woo, as they say, hoo.

     
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