That's ALLEN or WINEHOUSE just in case you were wondering. First up, it's AMY living up here to her moniker...
Take two 'red~tops' into the shower?
what disturbs me more; the facial issues or the fact that she's, yet again
, got a copy of the MIRROR
and THE SUN
in her hand. Next up it's LILY
, and there's a few questions I'd like to ask her...
The rehearsals for 'Allo 'Allo continue...
For example: (1)
WTF are you wearing?; (2)
What the eff is going on with your hair? (3)
I mean seriously, eewwww! (Ok, that wasn't a question)
; and (4) Black fingernails?
C'mon it's 2008 g~friend
! I'd also love to know why
she thinks it's a good idea to have her flippin'
gob open so wide. Is she advertising her CDW~ness
? I wonder if WINELIST
saw her, it certainly would explain her expression in the following pic...
Amy does her best MUCCA impression.
Now, am I the only
person thinking that she's not really using her phone? She needs to attend such classes as: "How To Hold Your Phone Convincingly
" and "Where To Put Your Phone If You Want To Hear The Other Person
". Not to mention
the "Don't Carry Your Tampon About With You In Public
" class. Back to Alfie's sis...
Does 'chokers.com' exist?
how you hold a phone. It's even
in the right place though she seems to have a photographer attached to her other hand (but still with those nails, gah!)
Without wanting to sound rude (hem-hem)
she looks like one of those gals who's just been paid money to perform sex acts on number of men in extreme ways - note the hair, the greasy face and the faded mascara (either than or she's been coke~d out her nut all night)
, someone once did a search for "stoat gagging sluts
" (sorry, I'm afraid I don't know what that is, and I'm too scared to look)
and was directed to this blog. Wonder if it'll happen again...
That's not even a real chord she's playing!
Nice B/W saucy
pic. In fairness to the Queen of poor choices, this is part of a campaign for Breast Cancer Awareness
, so top marks to her. At least she's trying
to be a good person. Keep it up.
Note to self: Don't wear table~cloth again.
Numerous thoughts here (such as 'why?')
: make~up (or lack of)
; hair (some people wash theirs occasionally Lily)
; nails (again)
, that horrendous looking bag (are you 'manning~up' for a role?)
; the packet of fags (they're not a fashion accessory bee~atch)
; and that outfit
! Doesn't she have a fashion line in TOPSHOP
like that? Apart from the fact it looks disgusting, it also makes her look like, for want of a better phrase, MISS PIGGY (except I used to fancy Piggy when I was wee. Dammit, I still do!)
Well at least she's got her presenting career
to save her...
WINELIST goes blonde again...
'Til the next time,C.
Labels: Amy Winehouse, booze, Coke, Drugs, LILY ALLEN, Looking Good, Out on the town when they should have a night in, questionable career, self abuse, Slutbags, Sluts, Ugmo