I'm paraphrasing but that's the essence of the story to be found HERE
. Big thanks to THE SUN
for their always high~larious
headlines. In pictures though, what exactly happened in the courtroom between PAUL "That's Sir" MCCARTNEY
and HEATHER "Mills" MCCARTNEY
So that's God~in~human~form with his rather miserable looking lawyer, FIONA "According to THE SUN, She's Been 'Dubbed' Shacka" SHACKLETON, arriving nice 'n' early for the case. All is well, but then enter the demon lying s~bag 'MUCCA'! (Boo, hiss!) Cheer up darlin'! Gob open, wide to receive...
Now most ordinary people - unless you're on BIG BROTHER
- would try
to act with a little dignity and not like a total effin'
child. Sadly, Heather does not share my ideals. In her own words she "baptised"
Paul's lawyer. Nice work you f**knuckle!
The Sapphire & Steel remake gathers pace...
looks a lot happier (probably due to the wad she'll get)
than when she went in. But seriously, what kind of person throws (or pours)
water over another human~being in any situation, let alone a court of law?
Oh I know, someone who, and I'm quoting the judge here, has: "an explosive and volatile character"
; "enjoys being the centre of attention"
; and was prone to "indulge in make-belief"
. Not my
words, but the words of a real law~talking~guy
. Hold on, who does 'Shacka' remind me of again....
Shacka, left, and Madda, right.'Til the next time,C.
Labels: Bad Person, Court Case, Fiona Shackleton, Heather Mills, Heather Mills McCartney, Loses out, Lying Cow, Money Grabbing Whore, Paul McCartney, Shit Witness, Water