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Wednesday, March 19, 2008
Mucca Chucksa Cuppa Ovah Macca's Shacka!
I'm paraphrasing but that's the essence of the story to be found HERE. Big thanks to THE SUN for their always high~larious headlines. In pictures though, what exactly happened in the courtroom between PAUL "That's Sir" MCCARTNEY and HEATHER "Mills" MCCARTNEY?

Cheer up darlin'!

So that's God~in~human~form with his rather miserable looking lawyer, FIONA "According to THE SUN, She's Been 'Dubbed' Shacka" SHACKLETON, arriving nice 'n' early for the case. All is well, but then enter the demon lying s~bag 'MUCCA'! (Boo, hiss!)

Gob open, wide to receive...

Now most ordinary people - unless you're on BIG BROTHER - would try to act with a little dignity and not like a total effin' child. Sadly, Heather does not share my ideals. In her own words she "baptised" Paul's lawyer. Nice work you f**knuckle!

The Sapphire & Steel remake gathers pace...

Oddly, 'Shacka' looks a lot happier (probably due to the wad she'll get) than when she went in. But seriously, what kind of person throws (or pours) water over another human~being in any situation, let alone a court of law? Oh I know, someone who, and I'm quoting the judge here, has: "an explosive and volatile character"; "enjoys being the centre of attention"; and was prone to "indulge in make-belief". Not my words, but the words of a real law~talking~guy. Hold on, who does 'Shacka' remind me of again....

Shacka, left, and Madda, right.


'Til the next time,
C.


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posted by Cameron McEwan at 9:07 pm -
2 Comments:
  • At 8:46 am, Anonymous Anonymous said…

    TOTALLY loved the tags for this one


      Bad Person
      Court Case
      Fiona Shackleton
      Heather Mills
      Heather Mills McCartney
      Loses out
       Lying Cow
       Money Grabbing Whore
      Paul McCartney
       Shit Witness

     
  • At 9:38 am, Blogger Cameron McEwan said…

    Glad to be of service....

    I started off fairly lightly with Bad Person but then, just for clarification purposes, put the record straight on my feelings (if it were needed) on that woman.

    I sometimes put extra gags in the tags for those with a keen eye.

    Ooo, that could be a TV show, Gags In The Tags.

     
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