In the third part of my occasional series, here's a look at 'celebs' - some of these bastids are actually famous - looking less than their best. Who to blame; themselves or their stylists? First up, a game of Spot The Difference.
A Sontaran Sharon Osbourne You give BOOZE a bad name. 'Til the next time,
Here we find SARAH "Jessica" PARKER
going for a rare
night out with her father... oops, hold on
, that's her husband
. Geez grandad, nice tie!
I don't know which one looks worst...
I often wonder what happens to famous people when they die. Well here's an example of just that...
Sometimes MOORE is less...
Huge S~Bag FERGIE
doesn't get snapped by the paps very often (coughs)
, but here she is opening an exhibition of waxworks of directors...
What to pick on? His outift or his hair?
Remember MICKEY "Not Really, No" ROURKE
? He's back! And this time he's scavenging for food in bins round the back of diners. Well, that's what it looks
Nice jeans, grandad.
Next up, what's wrong with GWYNETH
? Missing her hubby? Longing for a new record from Blandpl... , sorry
, I mean COLDPLAY
I wonder if he sings to her in bed... [shudders]Ah,
she's just seen the following images of herself the night before. Apart from the puffy shoulders (this isn't SEINFELD you know)
, check the shoes - bleurgh!
Front & side on, just in case you didn't get the full affect.THE ROLLING STONES
have a new film out, you'd think
that the studio would have at least
got them a make~up artist...
To finish with here's a collection of female singing sensations and first up, it's pit~sniffer MADGE
Bourgeoisie? Rebel?? Smelly whore??? Speaking of smelly whores, welcome back Amy! She's got it all goin' on...
Labels: Amy Winehouse, Billie Piper, Demi Moore, Fergie, Gross Pictures of, Madonna, Mathew Broderick, Mickey Rourke, Mick Jagger, Quentin Tarrantino, Richie Sambora, Sarah Jessica Parker, Sharon Osbourne