Breasts? Not on my watch!
Yup, with disgust!
I asked this last week, but where
did they find these f*cknuckles?
This time, JIMMY CARR look~a~like RAIF
was in charge but sadly didn't
produce the form that he did last week. In fact, the guys were almost
passable, though one of them did
within the first 10 minutes. I really loathe
that. The girls provided all the entertainment this week with the "best salesperson in Europe"
mine - not realising that £5,000 was too much for some laundry. Daft cow.
A hotel is gonna spend that everyday on laundry? Come on!
Although I have no sympathy for head~in~the~clouds LUCINDA
, I felt that JENNY (who delivered the quote in this post's title)
was unduly harsh on her. Having said that it didn't really matter as SR'ALAN
fired neither of them in the boardroom. Instead he binned the one person in the gals' team that was actually thinking about the task in hand. Poor
, and nobody
agrees with you.
More casting for the STAR WARS Musical?
I've just finished watching THE CELEBRITY APPRENTICE
with DONALD "Lurves The North East Of Scotland" TRUMP (actually I watched it alone, schnarf)
and while much of it was clearly
staged, it did provide much guffawing
from me. The final alone saw country star, TRACE ADKINS
, reveal a helluva~lotta
homophobia, especially when it came to the BACKSTREET BOYS
. He was 'looking after' them at a gig and the little bastids
asked for wheatgrass (which he alone found effiminate)
and then nail polish. He found that request so
against his nature that he had to take the manly LENNOX LEWIS
with him to buy it; just in case anyone doubted
his sexuality. Real playground stuff; funny, nonetheless.
THE OFFICE gals and their golden globes...
In TV~news, THE OFFICE (back next week!)
is to get a spin~off
show. I think I mentioned this a while back as a possiblity but it is now reality - see the story HERE
UK comedy, ABSOLUTELY
, is finally getting released on DVD (not vid-a-o)
next month. Looking forward to that. CHILDREN OF MEN
to become a TV show? Seems so, get the 411 HERE
. Film~news, JOHNNY 5
Get news on the SHORT CIRCUIT remake HERE
. Coming up, after the next picture is a SPOILER
for the new INDIANA JONES
film. If you want to remain FREE
of info about it then this post is at an end for you. Farewell!
There's that skull again!
Right, this bit of news regarding INDIANA JONES & THE KINGDOM OF THE CRYSTAL SKULL
is not exactly
a shock but still news~worthy
. In an upcoming game, produced by LEAPFROG
, the synopsis states that MUTT WILLIAMS
- played by SHIA LABEOUF
- is the son of INDY
. What is more
interesting is that the link that officially stated this fact has now mysteriously disappeared... THIS
was the original link.
Fortune and glory...'Til the next time,C.