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Thursday, April 17, 2008
"You Stepped So Far Back From It, You Were Practically Out Of The Room"
Great statement from 'ole MAGGIE on last night's edition of THE APPRENTICE.

If I was 30 years older...

This was a reaction to the snivelling slime~ball that is ALEX and his denial of shirking responsibilities. The way she said his name made me hoot, it was like he was a ten year old who had just been caught stealing sweets from Woolies. Then he had the audacity to shift his sights from poor SIMON to awful cow CLAIRE. Reader, watching this episode actually made me feel a bit ill. These people! Not one ounce of integrity among them (ok, there are a few exceptions).

Why so sad? Maggie's just KB'd him...

Sadly, nobody said 110% in the first ten minutes. In fact it wasn't said at all! One of the CDWs did say 100% but that hardly counts. I need that extra, and impossible, 10% beeatch! Highly amusing was the bitch~fight between that other awful cow, and the face that sunk a thousand ships, HELENE (could be Claire's sister) and the BEATRIX POTTER~esque LUCINDA. Actually I think JEMIMA PUDDLE~DUCK could have worked the 'technology' (such that it was) a bit better.

Someone bricking it?

The number of times she whined about not being able to use a camera just got laughable and she continued this mantra into the boardroom. As if it was something to be proud of! If I didn't know how to work a bit of gear I would either [a] learn how to effin' do it or [b] shut my flippin' gob in the presence of SR'ALAN who has based a lot of his career in 'puters 'n' that. Daft cow. Still, she's sticking with the beret look which provides no end of larfs for me. Another memorable show but I despair for 'ole Al, which one of these talentless f**knuckles is he gonna choose?

Another GENESIS reunion gag?

'Til the next time,
C.

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posted by Cameron McEwan at 9:50 am -
2 Comments:
  • At 5:48 pm, Blogger Richard said…

    The Lego apprentice is ace, where did you find that?

    I demand tha all future episode be recreated entirely using Lego.

     
  • At 6:05 pm, Blogger Cameron McEwan said…

    I found it through THE SUN of all places!

    http://www.bolegbros.co.uk/

     
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