|Nice line from THE SIMPSONS this week.
|Does a bear sh*t in the toilets?
There was also the remark: "Coin collecting is a lot like life, it stopped being fun a long time ago"
which made me hoot. But, first of all, let's rewind to last Tuesday - GORDON RAMSAY
is back with THE F WORD
. And this time, it's got more
great to be honest, a poor choice. THE APPRENTICE
also was less than its best (but still great)
after the previous week's extravaganza. We were, however
, treated to this pictorial gem from RAEF
No, and neither does Raif!
How is MICHAEL
still there? Come on!
He's a useless prick. SR'AL
obviously hearts him big style. And his selling style left a lot
to the imagination, the little C
The smile of a potential sex~pest (him not her).LEE
managed to come off lookin'
better this week with fewer outbursts and a nice line in selling knickers. Bad news coming up though, the show is getting moved next week! Go HERE
for the 411
on this DOCTOR WHO~esque
some people have been directed here looking for durty
pics of JENNY
. Perverts! THIS
is the place you wanna go.
Not bad for a forty year old! KIRSTY YOUNG
presented HAVE I GOT NEW FOR YOU? (for the seventh time!)
last week and a bloody good
job she does too. She's the closest in style and tone to ANGUS DEAYTON
of all the guests they've had since his 'departure'. PAUL MERTON
was on top form and this series has seen some of his best work. Good job. PEEP SHOW
also kept up its quality from last week and it was nice to see the return of Dobby
Yes, that is COLIN FARRELL.Download~wise
, THE OFFICE
came to an end with a crackin'
'finale' though there were some 'storylines' creeping in again. Sad to see Toby
go (or has he?)
but great to have the introduction of the new character Holly
. A very interesting addition and her interaction with Kevin
, who she thought was mentally challenged (easy mistake to make)
, was high~larious
. Also laugh~worthy
was seeing a naked Dwight
getting it on with Angela
the best season finale they've done but excellent nonetheless and a fitting end to a less than perfect season. The next paragraph contains SPOILERS
about the next episode of LOST (broadcast this coming Sunday in the UK)
so avoid it if you wanna remain innocent.
Nice dreads Hurley!
Right, you were
warned. This episode starts off with the OCEANIC 6
getting back to the United States. We don't know how
, we just know they got off. That was the flash forward of this installment and a very sombre start it was too but the pace soon picked up. Oh,
in the flash forward Jack
found out Claire
was/is his half~sister. Difficult to describe exactly
what went on - different factions were all gonna meet up at the end, pretty much; and some people got onto the boat - but in a nutshell it was pretty excellent and tightened my trousers in an appropriate manner for the finale (have to wait two weeks for it though! Gah!)
Nice nose Jav!
Reader, I hope
you are sitting down - FRANKIE "Remember Him? No? Me Neither" MUNIZ
Hollywood! Go HERE
for the sad, sad
news. JURASSIC PARK 4
happening? LAURA DERN
seems to think so - her words are THERE
. Another TV Spot
for THE DARK KNIGHT
can be viewed at THIS
location. STAR WARS: THE CLONE WARS
gets the following rating in the US:
"PG for sci-fi action violence throughout,
brief language and momentary smoking."
Perhaps it's after a lightsaber has sliced someone's nuts off. And what do they mean by 'brief' language
? Only some
dialogue? Or does Obi Wan finally
to stop f**king moaning? Ever wonder what other visitors to this blog look like? Ever wonder what kind of person comes here? Well go HERE
to see the lurvely RICHARD "Got His Own Wiki~Pedia Entry" STARKINGS
Nice black eye Rodge!
there's been a few releases in the past week. MARTHA WAINWRIGHT
is back with an excellent new album, I Know You're Married, But I've Got Feelings Too
. Could've done with a few tracks omitted but definitely listen~worthy. GREEN DAY
have a 'side~project', the FOXBORO HOT TUBS
, and they've released an album, Stop Drop & Roll
. Not bad, quite good listening on the past few summery days. Though quite
, THE TING TINGS
have finally got their debut out there. Packed with all the 'hits', We Started Nothing
is a surprisingly good package of tunes ranging from the staccato pop tunes to the more melodic (and, dare I say, ballad~esque)
. In fact one of the songs, sounds a lot like THE SUNDAYS
. Stout work.
MICKEY ROURKE - What the eff happened to you?
'Til the next time,
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