Who the f**k does TERRY WOGAN think he is? A spokesman for the UK? Hardly, f**knuckle. He spouted the same pseudo~political garbage that he trotted out last year. Within the first marks delivered he ranted on about countries and their allegiances. If that's the case, WOGSTER (or whatever they call you), how come GREECE did so well? Who are their allies? Oh, I know why they did so well. A song you could hum and a girl that looked liked she wanted banged all night. There did seem to be an enormous amount of S~Bags performing at the event. Not necessarily a bad thing but a lot of them couldn't sing that well either. I digress.


I don't know why he bothered doing as his agenda was clear from the start and if his comments at the end proclaiming the end of the song contest and whether or not he would continue. Move on grandad, let someone else - someone who might enjoy it (heaven forbid) take over. Get JUSTIN LEE COLLINS or PAUL 'O' GRADY. It's meant to be fun. The people that vote in it don't care about politics Terry. The majority of people who seem to lurve the competition are not what I would call politically minded.


For what it's worth, the entries I thought were actually good were the songs from: DENMARK - a bit like THE FEELING, very catchy; FRANCE - an almost PULPish entry that wouldn't seem amiss on 6MUSIC with a guy who looked like he shouldn't have been there; and the, coughs, GREEK entry - well, at least I could sing~a~long! The UK entry wasn't too bad either it must be said. Top marks to the SPANISH entry who managed to use the film ROBOCOP as a basis for a dance and name~checked it. Repeatedly.



'Til the next time,
C.