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Saturday, May 03, 2008
Have I Got BRIAN BLESSED For You?
By flippety I do!

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The leg~end that is BRIAN "Gordon's Alive! BLESSED presented HAVE I GOT NEWS FOR YOU? this week and what a job he did. Surreal and high~larious for a solid 30 minutes, amazing stuff. The above clip is the accompanying 'webisode' but I urge you to try and catch either on one of the BBC2 repeats this week or on the iPlayer. I hope he returns at some point. I also hope that BORIS "Mayor Of London, It's Official" JOHNSON makes a return after his triumphant win. London, it was nice knowing you...

Yup, NATTY P gets peed on!

Earlier this week, THE APPRENTICE continued to amuse but I am beginning to wonder if next year they'll simply pick the first 12 people the programme makers meet on the street. This week saw the 'teams' (and I use that term lightly) devise a greeting cards event. Singles Day? Love The World (or whatever the hell it was) Week? Come on! The pitches from KEVIN were truly cringeworthy moments but what stuck in my craw was the unacceptable and actual bullying (not the sh*te BIG BROTHER kind), of SARA. I got that ill feeling again reader. These people are filthily grotesque and full marks to RAIF for stepping in after LEE (gone way down in my estimations) and ETHAN HAWKE, sorry I mean ALEX, had said their unrequested piece.

Eeeww, gross! JEFF GOLDBLUM & IMOGEN HEAP!

It's not just the guys though, ultimate cows JENNY - who should have gone - and JENNIFER did their damage too. These are unpleasant whores of the grandest order. I do feel the show is going very reality and the last couple of minutes displayed this. Still, unmissable. Good to see NICKY H on THE APPRENTICE: YOU'RE FIRED. Him and MAGGIE M should be on it every week. I did chortle when he revealed that they text each other. Bless. I finally caught STEPHEN FRY's 'documentary' on the GUTTENBERG PRESS. Yawn. I lurve that guy but yawn! They should have got PAUL MERTON to do it.

Slutbag alert!

Download~wise, THE OFFICE provided some larfs but also some serious moments. Most unwelcome and I did not enjoy the stand~off between MICHAEL and STANLEY. It's meant to be a comedy! And there seems to be a sub~plot regarding RYAN and JIM. Don't like it, move on, make me laugh. It pains me to say this but this week's TWO AND A HALF MEN made me laugh more. There, I said it. Similarly, LOST was also disappointing. It had an old~skool Lost (yes, I just typed that) vibe to it. Don't worry, no spoilers (not that I could) but it was pretty dull with only a few moments that were genuinely interesting. Pick it up guys!

Porno~tash alert!

In movie 'news', CARRIE "If I Had A Time Machine" FISHER revealed that she and HAIRY F were at it during STAR WARS: go HERE for the 411 that I thought was old news even back in the Eighties. JIM "Next Good Film When?" CARREY and EWAN "Also, Next Good Film When?" MCGREGOR visit gay bar for research (hem hem)? Seems so if THIS is to be believed (pic below too). And finally, in TV news, BLAKE'S SEVEN is to return. Looks like SKY are doing it but, if you remember blog reader, that company were gonna produce a re~imagining of THE PRISONER - see HERE completists. And what happened there? (Though, thank eff they didn't.)

Gay, not there's anything wrong with that...


'Til the next time,
C.

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posted by Cameron McEwan at 12:42 pm -
2 Comments:
  • At 3:04 pm, Blogger Gaz said…

    H.I.G.N.F.Y. was great yesterday!

    And on the caption challenge, I did something similar to "He's allergic to wood!"

     
  • At 4:48 pm, Blogger Cameron McEwan said…

    Agreed, one of the best on a very long time.

     
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