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Wednesday, June 04, 2008
A Letter To Sir Alan...
Dear Al,

One question - what f**king planet are you on? For a business~based programme (supposedly) you sure like to keep those who haven't got an effin' clue.

Boring? Alex?? Really? No...

Exhibit A - ALEX (Age 24, apparently)
This guy is a piece of work. Sorry, that should be a piece of sh*t. Claims he is fluent in English (not only that, it is a skill) yet we have seen no signs of that over 10 weeks with gems like: "I'm 24, I can't extend my age." And how does one extend their age exactly? Also sighed and acted petulantly throughout the series (including the interviews!) Also thinks that 'boring' is now a compliment as he said "Thank You" when his CV was described as this.

Jurassic Lark

Exhibit B - LEE (has a 'blip on his integrity')
Liar. Bully. Can't string a sentence together coherently - uses phrases like "Arse chewing" and "it's "gonna be hardcore" with regards to the interview process. Didn't have the common sense to get someone (or a computer) to check his CV and also appears he's never heard of DAVID BRENT. Does he know what humour means?

Exhibit C - HELENE (wants to 'dive into the ocean of opportunity')
A woman who you very nearly fired last week. A woman who swears constantly in interviews and, worst of all, wore a flippin' vest top into the boardroom!

Someone wearing that, should not use the phrase "fat lemon".

Exhibit D - CLAIRE (likes boys, drink and music)
Feeling guilty about not hiring the Badger? Trying to make up for it? This 'human' (and I use the term quite wrongly) has the worst record on the show AND she wore glitter in the boardroom. And the less said about the phrase "sucked his lips off" the better. She was talking about this guy below.

Somehow being a 'neanderthol' is good. 'Power', apparently, makes him 'hot'.

So, out of the five (and you could have fired three) you chose to fire only one. The one who won the most tasks and the person who conducted themselves in an appropriate manner and spoke professionally. Not to mention articulately (not hard to shine in that respect with this bunch though). Oh, but I forgot. She's "zany". First RAEF and now this. Have you no shame???

LUCINDA, their world wasn't good enough for you. Sniff.

Goodbye England's Rose...


'Til the next time,
C.

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