|.... gross négligée.
|SJP sans defect.
That was the odd
title of a spam email I received recently. Odd
because it made me larf
. Spam isn't meant
to do that. I also found one lurking in my junk folder whose subject was BOMB HER WOMB!
I wondered if this was some Patrick Bateman~esque
style shenanigans but it turned out the 'bomb' was referring to my (I'm assuming mine) sperm (I'll also accept stoosh, man~goo, trouser relish, little~man mayo, etc...)
and the way in which it will 'attack' a woman's purse (other colloquialisms are available)
. What times we live in!
Nice tongue gross~oid! DRAGON'S DEN
returned to our screens (well, mine at least)
last night and it started off in the most comically stolen fashion ever. It's only flippin'
turned into THE X FACTOR
. We were presented a pitch from a band! How effin' rock 'n' roll
they are spending over three times
as much on marketing than the actual
music. What times we live in. It galled
me to see music treated so workman like. Nobody stated if the liked the band or not - I'm not naming them 'cos they're not getting any more advertising from me.
Does she ever keep it in?
I could imagine hundreds/thousands
of musicians all over the UK thinking, "That could be me!" Too easy.
Those dragons were very easily pleased. When asked if they could play their new song, the band refused. Idiots.
It was all different in my day.... I will add, for those who don't know, I'm a musician so this rant may seem slightly bitter. Gah!
The rest of the episode was pretty uneventful though it would appear that dressing up as a tree can get you loads~a~money
This is NOT a wax model, just an over made~up, passed~it S~Bag.
A lot of you have been getting in touch and asking if it's possible to get some STAR WARS
kitchen utensils. Some of you were more specific and asked, "Hey Cam, get me some lightsaber style chopsticks?"
what you wish for....
This is real.
Hhmmm tasty, but my mouth is dry and I need a tasty beverage. AND it needs to be in a glass that celebrates my favourite Astromech droid. Or Protocol droid.
The sign reads: "This Is Real"
'Til the next time,
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